Choose three of the following satirical articles from 
          The Onion:
         
          Heroic 
            PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit
          Bush 
            'Refuses to Dignify' Mass-Murder Allegations
          Zombie 
            Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet
          Teacher 
            of the Year Awards 'A Fashion Nightmare'
          Report: 
            TV Helps Build Valuable Looking Skills
          Area Applebee's 
            a Hotbed of Machiavellian Political Maneuvering
          Kid 
            Rock Starves to Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed
          ACLU 
            Defends Nazis' Right to Burn Down ACLU Headquarters
          National 
            Funk Congress Deadlocked on Get Up/Get Down Issue
          Report: 
            Al-Qaeda Allegedly Engaging in Tele-Marketing:
        
         
        Then, on a word document:
        1) Identify what is being satirized
        2) Identify which category of 
          satire each article falls under - Analogy, Exaggeration, Irony, or Reversal 
          - and there can be more than one correct answer.
        3) Finally, in order to get credit, explain how the 
          author uses that form of satire to accomplish his/her goal.
         
        E-mail me the 
          assignment with the subject line "Last Name: Satire" when 
          finished.